Rock's Great Thinkers - what happened to 'em?

Preach from Arrested Development - Are we really civilized?

Cy Curnin from The Fixx - Are we ourselves?

Axl Rose from Guns n Roses - What's so civil about war anyway?


Yes, Rock's Great Thinkers made us philosophize while we were doing the Mambo in da club. We inadvertantly left the dance floor with sweat dripping from our bodies and Kant drifting through our brains.

Lux Interior - Can your pussy do the dog?

Again, Lux Interior – What's Inside a Girl?

And ...

John Lennon – How?
The Buzzcocks – Whatever Happened To ...?
Marvin Gaye – What's Going On?
Talking Heads – Who Is It?
Men at Work – Who Can It Be Now?
Queen – Who Wants to Live Forever?
Kiss – Do You Love Me?
The Supremes – Where Did Our Love Go?
John Lennon – How Do You Sleep?
Kim Carnes – Does It Make You Remember?
Jimi Hendrix – Are You Experienced?
Janet Jackson – What Have You Done for Me Lately?
The Wu-Tang Clan – Can It All Be So Simple?
The Soft Boys – Where are the Prawns?
David Bowie – Life on Mars?
Public Enemy – She Watch Channel Zero?
The Beatles – Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
R.E.M. – What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
DVDA – What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Badly Drawn Boy – Have You Fed the Fish?
Angelica – Why Did You Let My Kitten Die?
Lonnie Donegan – Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor (On the Bedpost Overnight)?
Powderfinger – Who Really Cares?

Ahhh, well ... the answers, my friends, are blowin' in the wind ...

Who put the bomp in the bompbompbompbompbomp?

The Smiths "How Soon Is Now?," "Is It Really So Strange?" "What Difference Does It Make?"



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The Undertones - What's With Terry?
The Waterboys - How Long Will I Love You?
Robin Lane & the Chartbusters - Why Do You Tell Lies?
Robin Lane & the Chartbusters - Don't You Want to Be Mine Tonight?
Sparks - When Do I Get to Sing "My Way"?
Sparks - Who Don't Like Kids?
Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love?
Tears for Fears - Who Killed Tangerine?
Flash and the Pan - Where Were You?
U2 - Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?



Post Edited (02-28-09 07:37)

Damn!

Double diggity-damn!

I mean...whoa.

Whose house? Reno's house...

Or for that matter, who put the pimp in the pimppimppimppimppimp?

Bill Nelson - Do You Dream in Colour?
Television Personalities - Where's Bill Grundy Now?
Lisa Stansfield - What Did I Do To You?
David Bowie - What in the World?
Daniel Amos - Where Are the Real Girls?
Gleaming Spires - Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?
Christmas Carolers - Do You Hear What I Hear?
The Strokes - Is This It?
Nitty Gritty Dirt Band - Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
Blondie - Will Anything Happen?
Bob Dylan - What Good Am I?
The Cure - Why Can't I Be You?
Enya - How Can I Keep From Singing?
Victoria Williams - Why Look at the Moon?
Butthole Surfers - Who Was In My Room Last Night?
Nirvana - Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
Pete Seeger - Where Have All the Flowers Gone?



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Robyn Hitchcock – Where Do You Go When You Die?
Robyn Hitchcock – How Do You Work This Thing?
Robyn Hitchcock – Do Policemen Sing? (see, this is what happens when you start a review)
The Dukes of Stratosphear – What in the World?
Sandy Denny – Who Knows Where the Time Goes?
Gene – Where Are They Now?
Andy Williams – Where Do I Begin? (Theme from Love Story)
Diana Ross – Do You Know Where You're Going To? (Theme from Mahogany)
Madonna – Where's the Party?
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Where Did You Go?
Vanessa Williams – Where Do We Go from Here?
Chicago – Where Do We Go from Here?
The Reverend Horton Heat – Where in the Hell Did You Go with My Toothbrush?
Led Zeppelin – How Many More Times?
LeAnn Rimes – How Do I Live?
Reba McEntire – How Was I to Know?
Whitney Houston – How Will I Know?
The BeeGees – How Deep is Your Love?
Ace – How Long?
Martina McBride – How Far?
Redman & Method Man – How High?
Kool Moe Dee – How Ya Like Me Now?
The Hives – Oh Lord! When? How?
The Everly Brothers – When Will I Be Loved?
Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers – Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
TVXQ – Why Have I Fallen in Love with You?
Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway – Where is the Love?
Digital Underground – Wussup wit' the Love?
Haddaway – What is Love? (Theme from A Night at the Roxbury)
Bo Diddley – Who Do You Love?
Morrissey – Little Man, What Now?
Tina Turner – What's Love Got to Do with It?
Ludacris – Who Let These Hoes in My Room?
Heart – What About Love?
Kenny Rogers – What About Me?
Daughtry – What About Now?
Reba McEntire – What If?
The Time – What Time is It?
Chicago – Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
War – Why Can't We Be Friends?
Annie Lennox – Why?
Hilary Duff – Why Not?
Kris Kristofferson – Why Me Lord?
Weezer – Why Bother?
Dire Straits – Why Worry?
The Killers – Why Do I Keep Counting?
Anti-Nowhere League – So What?
Pink – So What?
Frank Zappa – Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

(Band of) Bees - Who Cares What the Question Is?

Gary Numan: Are Friends Electric?
Dolls: Who Are the Mystery Girls?
Joe Jackson: Is She Really Going Out With Him?
Chicago: Questions 67 and 68
Iggy: How Do You Fix a Broken Part?
Specials: Why?
Fugs, NRBQ: Who Put the Garlic In The Glue?
Pulp: Do You Remember The First Time?
Tom Waits: What's He Building?
The Creation: How Does It Feel to Feel
Nick Drain Lowe: What's So Funny........?

Olivia Newton-John - Have You Never Been Mellow?
Captain Sensible - Wot?
Bad Religion - When?
The Call - When?
Del Lords - How Can a Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live?
Los Lobos - Will the Wolf Survive?
XTC - Are You Receiving Me?
Neil Young - What Did You Do to My Life?
Pet Shop Boys - What Have I Done to Deserve This?
The 77s - What Was In That Letter?
The Waterboys - Has Anybody Here Seen Hank?
Camper Van Beethoven - Where the Hell is Bill?
Slow Children - President, Am I?
Illinois - What Can I Do For You?
Ella Fitzgerald - Have You Met Miss Jones?
Dr. John - How Come My Dog Don't Bark?
Apples in Stereo - Can You Feel It?
The Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?
Rachel Sweet - Who Does Lisa Like?
Ween - Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?



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The Sic F*cks - Who Stole the Kishka?

When did a question become a thought? I think Hoip's concept was hijacked.

Yes, but raising the issue of when does a question become a thought more than delivers on the potential of the concept, so it all served a purpose.

does russell wolinsky do research and write for the baseball HOF?

Corey Feldman- What's Up With The Youth


I saw his performance once on TV many years ago, and I can't find it anywhere, not even on YouTube. I'd love to see it again!

Marvin Gaye – What's Going On?
Sly and the Family Stone - There's a Riot Goin' On
Van Halen - Jamie's Cryin'

Talking Heads - Who Is It?
Talking Heads - Mr Jones

The Creation - How Does It Feel to Feel?
Inspiral Carpets - This Is How It Feels

The Reverend Horton Heat – Where in the Hell Did You Go with My Toothbrush?
X - Los Angeles

Diana Ross – Do You Know Where You're Going To
Sparks - Sextown USA

Kim Carnes – Does It Make You Remember?
Ultravox - I Remember (Death in the Afternoon)

David Bowie - Life On Mars?
American Song Poem Project - Jimmy Carter Says Yes!

Ace - How Long?
House of Freaks - 40 Years

The Waterboys - How Long Will I Love You?
The Stranglers - Five Minutes

Gary Numan - Are Friends Electric?
Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy

War – Why Can't We Be Friends?
The Smiths - You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Building Rome - I Know You Slept With Michael Jackson

Ella Fitzgerald - Have You Met Miss Jones?
Buzzcocks - Why, She's a Girl from the Chain Store!
NRBQ - I Like That Girl!
Replacements - Gary's Got a Boner

Tom Waits - What's He Building?
Ben Vaughn - Big House With a Yard

Madonna - Where's the Party?
Jonathan Richman - Party in the Woods Tonight

The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In the Road?
Gary Numan - Cars
Pedro the Lion - Big Trucks
Tracey Ullman - I Don't Want Our Loving to Die

Redman & Method Man – How High?
Nick Lowe - 36 Inches High

The Soft Boys – Where are the Prawns?
Hank Williams - Jambalaya

Blondie - Will Anything Happen?
Deerhunter - Nothing Ever Happens

Led Zeppelin – How Many More Times?
Joe Jackson - One More Time

The Supremes – Where Did Our Love Go?
Talking Heads - Love Goes to Building on Fire

The Time – What Time is It?
Tom Verlaine - Yonki Time

Chicago – Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?
Blondie - 11:59

Robyn Hitchcock – Where Do You Go When You Die?
Rosebuds - Cemetery Lawn

Robyn Hitchcock – How Do You Work This Thing?
Buzzcocks - Operator's Manual

Lux Interior – What's Inside a Girl?
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls

Bob Dylan - What Good Am I?
Linda Ronstadt - You're No Good

REM - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?
Connie Smith - Once a Day, Every Day, All Day Long

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Where Did You Go?
Was (Not Was) - Dad, I'm in Jail

Butthole Surfers - Who Was In My Room Last Night?
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

Badly Drawn Boy - Have You Fed the Fish?
Urban Verbs - Luca Brasi

DVDA – What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Gang of Four - He'd Send In the Army

John Lennon – How Do You Sleep?
Cornershop - Sleep On the Left Side

TVXQ – Why Have I Fallen in Love with You?
Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love to You

Buzzcocks - Whatever Happened To...?
Balancing Act - She Doesn't Work There Anymore

Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers – Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
Sparks - Tits

Enya - How Can I Keep From Singing?
Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up!

Camper Van Beethoven - Where the Hell is Bill?
Patti Smith - Pissin' In the River

Kenny Rogers - What About Me?
Ramones - I Don't Care

The Promise Ring - Is This Thing On?
Sparks - Batteries Not Included

Dolls: Who Are the Mystery Girls?
Jim Carroll - Three Sisters

Andy Williams – Where Do I Begin?
Lucinda Williams - Passionate Kisses
Bikini Kill - Suck My Left One
Sam Phillips - Go Down

U2 - Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?
M - Cowboys & Indians

Rachel Sweet - Who Does Lisa Like?
Kirstie MacColl - There's a Guy Down at the Chip Shop Who Swears He's Elvis

Joe Jackson - Is She Really Going Out With Him?
The Las - There She Goes

The 77s - What Was In That Letter?
The Cure - Pornography

The Killers – Why Do I Keep Counting?
Animotion - Obsession

Dr. John - How Come My Dog Don't Bark?
My Chemical Romance - Dead!

Victoria Williams - Why Look at the Moon?
Pierce Turner - Have You Looked at the Sun Lately?

Gleaming Spires - Are You Ready for the Sex Girls?
Lene Lovich - Too Tender to Touch

Olivia Newton-John - Have You Never Been Mellow?
Wall of Voodoo - Full of Tension

Pulp: Do You Remember The First Time?
Ultra Vivid Scene - She Screamed

Sparks - When Do I Get to Sing "My Way"?
Stars - In Our Bedroom After the War



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Yo, where's the Kelly Osbourne entry in TP reviews?

Bravo, Brad! Or, should I say, BRA-FUCKING-VO!

breno wrote:

>> Redman & Method Man – How High?
> Nick Lowe - 36 Inches High


You know you're a TPer, or some sort of music obsessive, when you know that 36 Inches High is really a Jim Ford song.

This is the funniest list I have ever read, breno! Kudos.

Inspirational answer: "Jambalaya"

ELO: "Do Ya?"
The Magnetic Fields: "Yeah! Oh, Yeah!"

Ringo Starr: "The No No Song"
The Flaming Lips: "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song"

The Ramones: "Do You Wanna Dance?"
Eddy Grant: "I Don't Wanna Dance"
Hilary Duff: "Why Not?"
Phil Collins: "I Can't Dance"

Misfits: "Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?"
Redd Kross: "Kill Someone You Hate"

Athletico Spizz '80: "Where's Captain Kirk?"
B-52s: "Planet Claire"


Hey, this is fun...

That really was impressive, Reno, and I agree that "Jambalaya" was the best one of all. Several made me laugh out loud, but that one especially so.

Revisiting this in light of Delvin's latest Q&A show, and this:

Andy Williams – Where Do I Begin?
Lucinda Williams - Passionate Kisses
Bikini Kill - Suck My Left One
Sam Phillips - Go Down

God, I can't breathe right now I'm laughing so hard.

As usual, Reno ... you're a total badass. My hat's off to ya.

The Tallulah Belles: How Many Cogs are in Your Sweatpants?
The Cheese Meaters: A Buttload

Nice one Breno

I can't Get Bouncing Babies By The Teardrop Explodes - The Freshies
Stop Your Sobbing - The Kinks

Sad New Day, go away..

Me Phi Me rap mui philosophically. "Even with a bad hand, you can bluff and win..."

Brings a tear to my eye.

Is that a song title? Or just a rhetorical question? Or did you post to the wrong board?

Russell Wolinsky was in the Sic F*cks, along with Tish and Snookie of Manic Panic fame (which now sells hair dye/coloring at my local mall).
A friend of mine sent me some baseball articles written by a "Russell Wolinsky" and wondered............................hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My friend said it is the same Russell we talked to at CBGBs after Punk had the "Win A Date" with Russell Wolinsky contest ( only rule: "NO homos pleeeeeeze").And yes!!!!!! 90% of the time I think I'm posting to the wrong board but the voices in my head drown out all uncertainty.



Post Edited (03-10-09 15:49)

Russell Wolinsky is a Technical Services Associate at the National Baseball Hall of Fame...

http://www.baseballhalloffame.org/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080324&content_id=6627&vkey=hof_news

damn!!

baseball/sick fucks

Post Edited (03-12-09 13:34)

(Belcch..) Great..urp..drinking songs..

Sammy "I can't drive 55" Hagar, founder of DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers - Drinking My Way Home.

DKs Too Drunk To Fuck