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March Madness
March 16, 2007 08:12AM
512 bands battling it out.

[bandmadness.net]

The bastards matched Wire against My Bloody Valentine. How the hell am I supposed to make a choice between those two?

Right at the moment Billy Idol is kicking Liz Phair's ass.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 08:22AM
the Beatles are pitted against Big&Rich. There's cinderella...and then there's absurdity.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 09:03AM

>
> Right at the moment Billy Idol is kicking Liz Phair's ass.

Why isn't this on pay-per-view???
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 09:45AM
How about the Velvet Underground v. Lenny Kravitz? That's like the matchup between the '27 Yanks v. the '62 Mets
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 11:44AM
diskojoe wrote:

> How about the Velvet Underground v. Lenny Kravitz? That's like
> the matchup between the '27 Yanks v. the '62 Mets

How about the Stones vs. Bad Company?

That's like Jake La Motta vs. Joe Piscopo.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 10:20AM
Ya gotta vote, people: the Streets are beating Captain Beefheart!
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 10:26AM
It's too bad I can't vote against both bands in some of the matchups.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 11:24AM
No kidding - how to choose between Journey and Sarah Maclachlan?
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 11:34AM
i think these kinds of questions truly give you an opportunity to learn something about yourself. For example: until this very moment I had no idea that I find Journey one small iota more tolerable than Sarah M.

On the question of Wham! and Eurythmics, I went with a complicated algorithm: George Michael's latter solo work ain't bad and DC Lee once sang backup for Wham! before going to the style council and marrying Weller. (Means nothing of course, but when you're backed into a corner with an unanswerable question, you arrive at a conclusion via unorthodox means.)

Wham! it is.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 02:02PM
rhettlawrence wrote:

> No kidding - how to choose between Journey and Sarah
> Maclachlan?

Or Pearl Jam vs. the Spin Doctors.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 02:21PM
scratchie wrote:

> Or Pearl Jam vs. the Spin Doctors.

Oh, come on: PJ sucks alright, but they're nowhere close to the heinousness of the goddamn Spin Doctors. This is like the Journey/Maclachlan one where it actually was an eye opener to discover that there are quite a few bands I find more odious than ones I previously thought were the bottom of the barrel.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 02:33PM
I've tried to like Pearl Jam. Really I have. My friends like them. My wife likes them. But every time I hear them, all I can think of is "sludge". They're like the indie-rock version of Hootie and the Blowfish.

I guess maybe, yeah, if you're comparing them to the SPIN DOCTORS, it's still not THAT hard a choice, but Pearl Jam is just one of those bands where lots of other people (apparently) hear something that eludes me completely.

Speaking of which, The Cure vs. Hootie & the Blowfish was also not particularly easy for me. I ultimately voted for The Cure because they do have one song that I like, but most of the rest of their repertoire is nearly intolerable for me. I'm sure they've got lots of fans around here, probably more than Pearl Jam, but they've always been one of the most useless (and inexplicably popular) "indie" bands for me, right up there with Depeche Mode. I think both of those bands picked up fans largely by default as they survived longer and longer and most of their contemporaries disappeared.

Some of the matchups make me sad, like Little Feat vs. The Clash. I love Little Feat, but there's no way I'm not voting for the Clash. Same thing with Devo vs. P-Funk (less of a no-brainer about which way to vote, actually).

On the other hand, It makes me smile to think that the Meat Puppets are beating Fall Out Boy. Is that a mistake? Is there some other band called the Meat Puppets?
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 03:09PM
i just about broke my mechanism trying to figure out the barenaked ladies vs. portishead category. There couldn't be two bands that I'm more lukewarm and neutral about. It came down to where I'd want to go more, Bristol or Toronto?

BNL it is.

can we all jump in and push Jeff Beck past Death cab for Cutie? Please? Just on principle? Just for the Yardbirds and that Gene Vincent thing he did?
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 05:50PM
hell with the y'birds, althought great

his first two solo (with rod the mod) are desert island discs for me
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 06:52PM
i agree on that; I was just trying to play to the TP crowd, whom I figured would be more down with the Y'birds than the solo stuff.
ira
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 07:00PM
hell with the yardbirds? bite your tongue!
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 08:28PM
clarification on my end: I was agreeing with the love of Beck's solo work as well. I love the Y'birds, obviously. But I love the early solo stuff too. Michael Baker will have to defend himself against the Jedi, Ira, on this one.



Post Edited (03-16-07 22:30)
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 07:14PM
erikalbany wrote:

>
> can we all jump in and push Jeff Beck past Death cab for Cutie?
> Please? Just on principle? Just for the Yardbirds and that Gene
> Vincent thing he did?


i'm still not sure why i voted death cab. i don't even like the one album of their's that i own. i'm gonna have to blame it on the rod stewart factor...
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 02:21PM
That one wasn't hard for me. I've never had anything against Pearl Jam, and I think Vs was a really good album.

Stone Temple Pilots vs. Matchbox20 was pretty dismaying, until I actually thought about it and realized that even though I'm no STP fan, just the realization that I share the same planet with Rob Thomas is enough to make me look for cyanide. So in light of that, clicking the button for STP actually became a pleasure.
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 01:01PM
breno wrote:


>
> The bastards matched Wire against My Bloody Valentine. How the
> hell am I supposed to make a choice between those two?
>

looks like it doesn't matter...

wire is getting their ass kicked!
Re: March Madness
March 16, 2007 01:27PM
I voted for Wire on the basis of their having not just one but three periods of greatness, as opposed to MBV's two great albums then pfffftttt. So I did my part for Wire, but wasn't devastated to see MBV whupping up on them. They're all good folks.
Re: March Madness
March 17, 2007 10:34AM
Crap! It looks like one of the match-ups in the next round (I don't know when voting starts) is Blondie vs. Art Brut!
Re: March Madness
March 17, 2007 03:20PM
my clarification is this

y birds are a top ten band--and i love clapton's stuff there as well


HOWEVER i'll take stewart over relf anytime

i think Beck Ola is the hardest shit i know

and beck truth was an eye opener in HS so big sentimental choice

anyways OH state just won so i don't care about art brut/blondie tussle
Re: March Madness
March 17, 2007 09:39PM
Damn Illinois choked!
Re: March Madness
March 18, 2007 01:20PM

>
> anyways OH state just won so i don't care about art
> brut/blondie tussle

xavier should've fouled. ohio state loses. why did sean miller blow the call? 8 months to kick himself.
Re: March Madness
March 19, 2007 10:21AM
Bracket C voting today:

The Replacements and ABBA are virtually tied, with ABBA usually slightly ahead.

Beck is murdering the P Furs, which irritates me, as does the fact that Faith No More is dispatching Stereolab with little problem.
Re: March Madness
March 19, 2007 11:26AM
Aretha Franklin is up against Sam Cooke, which is pretty unusual since the other combinations are usually a older group v. a younger one.
Re: March Madness
March 19, 2007 12:08PM
It is pretty cruddy those two facing off in the first round. It's like the greatest female vocalist of all time vs. the greatest male vocalist of all time. That shouldn't happen in round one.
Re: March Madness
March 19, 2007 07:38PM
Todd Rundgren is getting his ass stomped by Van Halen. Ow!

I don't think they have a strict rule about putting contemporary artists against each other, but I think the contest would be more interesting if they did. While not as earth-shattering as Aretha vs. Sam, the Joan Jett vs. Tom Petty matchup seems odd for the first round.

Rush vs. Mars Volta seems odd because the bands are so similar stylistically.
Re: March Madness
March 20, 2007 10:19PM
i ACTUALLY AGRE WITCHAS
Re: March Madness
March 21, 2007 11:36AM
Gotta get back in there and vote, kids: Curtis Mayfield is in a surprisingly tight race with goddamn Blind Melon!!!!
Re: March Madness
March 21, 2007 12:15PM
Gilfer will be dismayed to see that Zevon is getting spanked by the Foo Fighters. I'm not too happy about that myself, actually.

Nor to see ELO kicking Nick Drake around.

Television and Sleater-Kinney are neck & neck, and Dio has really gained on Guided By Voices.
Re: March Madness
April 04, 2007 12:55PM
Todd Rundgren getting his ass kicked to Van Halen???????? WHAT?????

Van Halen could never do an album as Good as 'Todd Rundgren's Utopia in their frickin dreams!

Listen to:

'THE IKON'

fool!


Following Review (from progarchives.com)

The Proverbial Album To Take To A Desert Island", March 27, 2004

Reviewer: Evan Bedford from Blackfalds, AB Canada

For more than 20 years now, this album is easily my prime candidate in the hypothetical "which single album would you take to a remote desert island" question. The musical complexity; the intertwining themes on Ikon; the perfect production values; and the lyrical profundity (eg, the postulated evolution of God in Ikon) all make this one the Best.

Re: March Madness
April 04, 2007 01:53PM
Journey beat Joy Division! BY TWO STINKING VOTES!

JOURNEY BEAT JOY DIVISION!

The universe should be very ashamed of itself right about now.

In the latest round of voting, the Ramones are squared off against Iggy. Again, how do you choose? But so far most people are choosing the Ramones.
ira
Re: March Madness
April 04, 2007 07:37PM
but what about the trainers?

[gawker.com]

and how the hell does one paste in a photo? am i the only clueless html dolt around here?
Re: March Madness
April 04, 2007 10:20PM
ira wrote:

> but what about the trainers?
>
> [gawker.com]
>
> and how the hell does one paste in a photo? am i the only
> clueless html dolt around here?



To paste an image into a post, first find the location (URL) of the image file (not the page that contains it) on the internet. In Windows, using Firefox, you right-click on the image and choose "Properties" or "Copy Image Location" from the popup menu. With other browsers or other operating systems, you probably do something similar.

Then, once you have the URL for the image in question, put it in your post, surrounded by tags like this:

[ img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2007/04/new-balance-joy-division-1-1-thumb.jpg[/img ]

Except don't put any spaces inside the brackets [].
ira
Re: March Madness
April 05, 2007 05:58PM
thanks grandson!
Re: March Madness
April 05, 2007 07:38PM
Sure thing, Pops. Don't forget your Metamucil.
Re: March Madness
April 06, 2007 06:04AM
Re: March Madness
March 26, 2007 08:39AM
Round Two is up and the Buzzcocks are getting slaughtered by Depeche Fucking Mode! C'mon TP'ers! Vote early and often!
Re: March Madness
March 28, 2007 03:56PM
Today's bracket had some pretty tough matchups: Smokey vs. Dylan, Marvin Gaye vs. The Band, Public Enemy vs. Cheap Trick, and Ramones vs. Television (TV and the boys are getting their asses handed to them).
Re: March Madness
March 29, 2007 11:41AM
TV vs Ramones was the hardest one. A real sophie's choice there. I went with TV but most are taking the Ramones (sigh).

Smokey and Dylan was kinda ironic given that Dylan is on record calling Smokey the greatest living american poet. Dylan will win that fight though.

Go Cheap Trick!!!
Re: March Madness
March 29, 2007 02:18PM
Johnny Cash vs Patti Smith was pretty hard, too.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 09:18AM
Round 3 has begun. Joy Division is beating Journey, but they aren't kicking their ass. Worrisome.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 10:54AM
Sad to see the Temptations losing to Pearl Jam and Sonic Youth trailing Smashing Pumpkins. In yet another "Sophie's Choice", VU vs. Costello....
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 02:52PM
rhettlawrence wrote:

> In yet another "Sophie's Choice", VU vs. Costello....

That was my first thought, but I realized that I really LIKE Costello's music a lot more than the VU. I still listen to Elvis almost daily but haven't gone through a serious VU phase in years.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 03:48PM
There definitely have been several instances where I had to debate between "who's the better band" or "who do I listen to more often" or "who's more historically important", and my approach varied a lot. Ultimately, on this one, I voted for VU, even though I listen to EC a lot more and would probably say I like his music better than VU. Hard to explain why now....
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 05:58PM
rhettlawrence wrote:

> There definitely have been several instances where I had to
> debate between "who's the better band" or "who do I listen to
> more often" or "who's more historically important", and my
> approach varied a lot. Ultimately, on this one, I voted for VU,
> even though I listen to EC a lot more and would probably say I
> like his music better than VU. Hard to explain why now....

There was something on the website, though (of course I can't find it now), that said that you were supposed to vote for who you like better, not "who's most important" or "who's a better musician" or anything like that.
Re: March Madness
April 11, 2007 01:29PM
rhett wrote:
There definitely have been several instances where I had to debate between "who's the better band" or "who do I listen to more often" or "who's more historically important", and my approach varied a lot. Ultimately, on this one, I voted for VU, even though I listen to EC a lot more and would probably say I like his music better than VU. Hard to explain why now....

EXACTLY!

Except I voted for EC
Re: March Madness
April 11, 2007 04:55PM
Kinda sad to see Elvis Presley going down to the Cure, but at least Journey is finally getting knocked out....
Re: March Madness
April 11, 2007 05:16PM
sad?
I feel like projectile vomiting.
the cure....
SHEE AAT!
The KING loses to an atmospheric band?

Please remove all sharp objects in the room at this time
Re: March Madness
April 12, 2007 08:59AM
For the first time in this poll, I am at a loss. I thought there was no musical act I hated more than the Beach Boys, then I remembered Simon and Garfunkel. Then I thought there was no musical act I've ever hated more than S&G, momentarily forgetting that there were Beach Boys. I feel like Jack Nicholson in "Prizzi's Honor", and think I'll go lie down.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 02:03PM
It's obvious that most of the kids voting haven't heard of more than half of the bands.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 02:12PM
Yeah, I guess the fact that System of a Down is still alive this deep into the tourney gives a pretty good indication of who is mostly participating in this thing.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 02:24PM
System of a Down is actually a pretty good band. They and the Deftones are definitely the keepers from the whole nu-metal era.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 03:32PM
It's the exact opposite w/me. Except for "Get Happy", I haven't listened to Elvis C. for a while, while on the other hand, I went through a serious VU phase in order to get over a broken heart.
Re: March Madness
April 02, 2007 02:38PM
a good indication are the comments
such as::
"[Bowie] wasn’t very talented, he was an imitator and he has made way too much albums"

edit (scratch space)



Post Edited (04-05-07 01:52)
Re: March Madness
April 20, 2007 02:38PM
Ramones are neck-and-neck with AFI, fer fuck's sake. I don't even know who AFI is, but this has got to be rectified. Get in there and vote, kids. Use multiple computers if you got 'em.
Re: March Madness
April 20, 2007 07:50PM
ramones lost

isn't afi the group who puts out the best 100 hollywood comedies of all time?

btw it ain't some like it hot
Re: March Madness
April 20, 2007 08:10PM
Band Madness is decided by kids whose musical awareness stretches a few years. It would be authentically dismaying, however, if board members truly had no knowledge of AFI.
Re: March Madness
April 20, 2007 09:03PM
I like AFI. They remind me of the Damned circa THE BLACK ALBUM.

They ain't better than the Ramones, but they are much better than a lot of the stuff out there.
Re: March Madness
April 21, 2007 12:30AM
I had a vague notion that AFI might be some Blink 182 bullshit, but a quick perusal of their Allmusic page leads me to believe they might be less shitty than that. They have managed to escape my radar and, notwithstanding my love for the Damned, it doesn't really sound like my cup of tea. In any event, as Reno notes, they ain't no goddamn Ramones.
Re: March Madness
April 21, 2007 02:15PM
Ray Charles vs. AFI

Ray Charles

3074


AFI

3075
Re: AFI Madness
April 21, 2007 03:36PM
Their punk-pop sound is intrinsic with east bay punk - more Green Day than Rancid - but because they're from Mendocino county, high-test skunk injects a vibe (at least on the earlier stuff). Somewhat less formulatic, add in a southern-cal goth (Kommunity FK, Savage Republic, Christian Death) element. The kids all own (and they are a kids band, natch) Sing the Sorrow and the new one but, not one to glorify the overtly mature, major-label-polished stuff, I prefer Black Sails and Art of Drowning from the days when they were labelmates of the Damned. Better than Sum 41 (no, not Blink 182) but not as good as Hot Water Music and certainly no Rancid imo. There's just enough of the best elements of hardcore to keep it from from derailing into the future-frat locker row. They remain one of the biggest punk bands of all time in terms of sales, tours, output and fanbase. Not one to own much of their stuff, I've accidently seen them live several times and not once did they disappoint.

With the bandmadness site, looks like somebody wrote a script for AFI votes. Easy to do. Also easy to throw up an indie-vote blog as an alternative to that site. Go do it.
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