Swappin' 'Love' for 'Butt!'

One of my late brother's favorite games was to amuse himself by swapping words in song titles. When he was a short-order cook, he was especially fond of swapping 'love' for 'lunch.'

In observance of the fact that his butt is no longer with us, I've opted to play a round in his memory.

But I'm playing by stricter rules: The song *must* include the words 'my' and 'love' in that sequence to qualify for the game.

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Martyr for My Butt for You - The White Stripes
All My Butt - Led Zeppelin
Answer Me, My Butt - Nat King Cole
Best Of My Butt - Eagles
Can't Deny My Butt - Brandon Flowers
Forgive Me My Butt - Guy Marks
Free My Butt - DEC3
Give My Butt to London - Marianne Faithfull
Hello My Butt - Westlife
I Can't Give You Anything (But My Butt) - The Stylistics
I Gave My Butt a Cherry - Traditional
I Give All My Butt to You - Rhonda Vincent
I've Got My Butt To Keep Me Warm - Dick Powell
If My Butt Could Kill - Lucinda Williams
If You Don't Want My Butt - John Prine
If You Had My Butt - Jennifer Lopez
If You Want My Butt - Cheap Trick
Jump (For My Butt) - The Pointer Sisters
Justify My Butt - Madonna
Let Me Put My Butt Into You - AC/DC
Let My Butt Open The Door - Pete Townshend
Make You Feel My Butt - Adele
Make You Feel My Butt - Bob Dylan
My Butt Beats For Love - Miley Cyrus
My Butt - Petula Clark
My Butt - Westlife
My Butt - Celine Dion
My Butt - The Dream
My Butt - Paul McCartney & Wings
My Butt - The Czars
My Butt - Route 94
My Butt - Circa Waves
My Butt Explodes - Dukes of Stratosphere
My Butt Follows You Where You Go - Lori McKenna
My Butt Is Better - Annie
My Butt is Winter - Smashing Pumpkins
My Butt Is Your Love - Whitney Houston
My Butt Took Me Down To The River (To Silence Me) - Little Green Cars
Never My Butt - The Association
Nothing's Gonna Change My Butt For You - Glenn Medeiros
Oh My Butt - John Lennon
Oh My Butt - The Score
On My Butt - We the Kings
Piece of My Butt - Guy
Pledging My Butt - Johnny Ace
Portrait Of My Butt - Matt Monro
Roses Are Red (My Butt) - Bobby Vinton
Save My Butt - Bruce Springsteen
Saving All My Butt For You - Whitney Houston
Send Her My Butt - Journey
Send My Butt (To Your Lover) - Adele
Stay My Butt - Una Healy
Takin' Back My Butt - Enrique Iglesias
That's How Strong My Butt Is - Otis Redding
The Colour of My Butt - Celine Dion
What Now My Butt - Shirley Bassey
Would You Fight For My Butt? - Jack White
You Can't Buy My Butt - Robert Plant
You Win My Butt - Shania Twain

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RIP.

My Butt Is a Liquid - Tubeway Army

My Butt is a Flower Just Beginning To Bloom - Jonathan Richman
My Butt Mine All Mine - Mitski
My Butt, My Butt - Terry Scott Taylor
My Butt, My Life - ABBA
My Butt Will Not Change - Aubrie Sellers
My Butt Grows in Darkness - Glaare
On My Butt - Zara Larsson
Kissing My Butt - Bill Withers
C'mon and Get My Butt - Cathy Dennis & D-Mobb
Fanny (Be Tender with My Butt) - Bee Gees
Do You Need My Butt? - Weyes Blood
My Butt Is Growing - Walker Brothers
My Only Butt - Moby
Give My Butt to Rose - Johnny Cash

To Bring You My Butt - PJ Harvey

“My butt is on fire” - Stevie Wonder (mid-2000’s)
“Beware my butt” - Paul McCartney and wings

Butt Action (I Believe in Butt) - The Human League
Can't Get Enough of Your Butt - Bad Company
Butt and Loneliness - The Motors
Butt's Great Adventure - Ultravox
Butt's Gone Bad - The Underdogs
Butt's Not a Competition (But I'm Winning) - Kaiser Chiefs
Butt's On Fire - Tommy Conwell & the Young Rumblers
Butt -> Building on Fire - Talking Heads
Butt 2 the 9's - Prince
Butt Ain't for Keeping - The Who
Look Back in Butt, Not in Anger - Yachts
Butt and Bullshit - Fishbone
Butt Hurts - The Everly Bros.
Butt and Peace or Else - U2
Butt at First Sight - XTC
Butt at the Pier - Blondie
Butt Bites - Def Leppard
Butt Battery - Buzzcocks
Ever Fallen in Butt with Someone You Shouldn't've? - Buzzcocks
Butt Came Tumblin' Down - The Monks
Butt Comes a-Tumblin' Down - Cheap Trick
If You Want My Butt You've Got It - Cheap Trick
Butt Comes in Spurts - Richard Hell & the Voidoids
Butt Don't Live Here Anymore - Madonna
Butt Explosion - Weezer
Butt for Sale - Talking Heads
Butt for Tender - Elvis Costello & the Attractions
Butt Gets You Twisted - Graham Parker & the Rumour
Butt Hate Revenge - Episode Six
Butt Have Mercy - The Flamin' Groovies
Butt Hungry Man - AC/DC
The Butt I Lost - Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes
Butt in a Trashcan - The Raveonettes
Butt in Action - Utopia
Butt in Flames - Be Bop Deluxe
Butt in Itself - Depeche Mode
Butt in Plaster - The Hives
Butt in the Year 3000 - The B-52's
Butt Interruption - Jack White
Butt Is a Laserquest - Arctic Monkeys
Butt Is a Long Road - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Butt Is All Around - Sloan
Butt Is a Stranger - Eurythmics
Butt Is Just the Great Pretender - Animal Nightlife
Butt Is Like a Heatwave - Martha & the Vandellas
Butt Is Like Oxygen - Sweet
Butt Is Noise - The Verve
Butt Is Swift Arrows - Be Bop Deluxe
Butt Is the Answer - Utopia
Butt Is the Drug - Roxy Music
Butt Is the Law - Suburbs
Butt Is the New Feel Awful - Dandy Warhols
Butt Leaks Out - The Residents
Butt Light in Flight - Stevie Wonder
Butt Like a Bomb - Oasis
Butt Like Ours - Elastica
Butt Lives Here - Faces
Butt Me Like I Butt You - The Yardbirds
Butt Minus Zero/No Limit - Bob Dylan
To Make You Feel My Butt - Bob Dylan
Butt Needs No Disguise - Gary Numan
Butt of My Life - Queen
Butt of the Common Man - Todd Rundgren
Butt on Your Side - Thompson Twins
Butt or Confusion - Jimi Hendrix
Butt or Imagination - The Saints
Butt Rears Its Ugly Head - Living Colour
Butt Removal Machine - The Cult
Butt Rollercoaster - Ohio Players
Butt Shack - The B-52's
Butt So Fine - Nick Lowe
Butt So Right - BeeGees
Butt Spreads - The Stone Roses
Butt Steals Us from Loneliness - Idlewild
Butt Train - The O'Jays
Butt Vigilantes - New Order
Butt Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
Butt Without Anger - Devo
A Butt You Can't Survive - Richard Thompson
Butt, Reign O'er Me - The Who
Buttless Butt - The Feelies

And finally,

Can't Get Enough of Your Butt Baby - Barry White & the Butt Unlimited Orchestra

Aaaand I realize after the fact that I didn't play by the rules. Mea butta culpa.



Post Edited (03-13-19 10:31)

And now, playing by the rules ...

My Butt Explodes - The Dukes of Stratosphear
My Butt's Leaving - Steve Winwood
A Martyr for My Butt for You - The White Stripes
Answer Me, My Butt - Nat King Cole
Can't Deny My Butt - Brandon Flowers
Give My Butt to London - Marianne Faithfull
I Can't Give You Anything But My Butt - The Stylistics
I've Got My Butt to Keep Me Warm - Ella Fitzgerald
If My Butt Could Kill - Lucinda Williams
If You Had My Butt - Jennifer Lopez
Let My Butt Open the Door - Pete Townshend
That's How Strong My Butt Is - Otis Redding
Would You Fight for My Butt? - Jack White

My Butt is Alive - Gary Wright

Justify My Butt

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