New Radiohead Album

Radiohead have reportedly finished recording their new album. I wonder how they're going to release it?

My money is on a digital tattoo - anyone wanting to buy the album will have to go to a band approved tattoo parlor and have the grooves of the album embossed on the skin of their right thigh, which will then only be playable by mounting a human sized turntable with a stylus arm made of an old Ukrainian meteorite which will be touring the country - listeners will have to make appointments to hear the album.

Very Cronenbergian of you, Breno.

But the price you pay for that tattoo will be up to you. No, really, it'll be up to you.

Not wanting to be one-upped, the Flaming Lips will release their next EP as a foam contained in a limited edition aerosol can shaped like Raquel Welch in Kansas City Bomber. It can only be played by spraying the foam through a special tube in a temperature controlled room set at exactly 58.7 degrees fahrenheit. The music will take on different properties depending on how far above sea level the listener is.

Actually, I would probably buy that one.