Re: Song titles

Don't know if there's any songwriters here, but here's some questionable or provocative titles you may want to use:

I Know I'm Cute (Now What Are We Gonna Do About It?)

Come Here, Come On

If The Radio Rolled Me, Then Who Just F*cked You?

Niggin It (about dumbfuck celebs who are forgotten for ten minutes, so they have to say "nigger" to be remembered.)

"My Commitment to Bigfoot"

"Nothin' But Annette"

"I Used to Be Doin' Okay Til I Cut Myself Shaving (Now I've Got Another Mouth to Feed)"

"You Can't Imagine What I'd Do For That Ass"

"Brown Bag Lunch for Jesus"

"It Ain't Wrong If We're Both Adopted"

"Do The Rommel"

"Sweet Little Cthu-LuLu"

"My Girl, Her Girl and Another Girl Ride the Tilt-A-Whirl"

"And That's Why I Don't Bathe"

"Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbnuts"

"Largo the Party Machine!"

"(All I Need is) Joe Besser On My TV Screen"

"Grandma's Cleavage"

"44 Kinds of Unpleasant"

Man, I gotta hear some of these songs.

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"Sweet Little Cthu-LuLu"

Jan and Dean go metal?

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"It Ain't Wrong If We're Both Adopted"

: paging Mojo Nixon.

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"(All I Need is) Joe Besser On My TV Screen"

hmm...Fleshtones, maybe?

"Grandma's Cleavage": curse you for planting this image in my head!

When I saw Frenzal Rhomb, the singer kept introducing songs by bogus titles like "I Know Everything, Because I Just Fuckin' Do," "Nobody Touches Me Like You, Grandpa," and "I Know Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct -- Because They Learned to Suck Their Own Cocks." (Actually, that last one turned out to be the actual title, not to mention the song's entire lyric.)