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One-armed Drummer Story of the Day

One-armed Drummer Story of the Day
February 11, 2014 01:10PM
So a couple of coworkers were talking about Def Leppard today. I don't remember why. I think it was creeping hairband nostalgia.

Anyway, one of them was saying that she really *really* loves drummers and went on to say that drummers are the coolest thing in the world, etc, etc, etc.

She then goes on to exclaim (and I quote):

"That guy from Def Leppard is such an awesome drummer! He can play the drums with one arm!"

I paused for just one beat and corrected her, saying:

"No. He has to play the drums with one arm."

...

It got a huge laugh. Why?
Re: One-armed Drummer Story of the Day
February 11, 2014 03:39PM
> It got a huge laugh. Why?

Perhaps because it pointed up how silly and gushy the woman sounded in the first place.

Re: One-armed Drummer Story of the Day
February 11, 2014 03:49PM
The only one-armed drummer that ever mattered:

"Moulty"
Re: One-armed Drummer Story of the Day
February 12, 2014 10:01AM
Actually, the drummer from Def Leppard probably has screwed more women than any other handicapped person in history.

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