This is where "Dear God" gets you!

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I think this is from a Chick tract, but not sure. Anyhow, all of us with XTC on our alphabetical lists are down for.

I like that "lycanthropy" is another one of the things to avoid. Believe me, folks, it's not ever going to be my intention to become a werewolf.



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Damnit! They got me on vegetarianism and [my favorite] Post-Modernism!! Bryan Ferry - you're next!!!



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They got me on remote viewing. Well, who doesn't when it comes to chicks. Plus levitation which I do in my spare time.

My poor Grandpa. Didn't he realize Freemasonry was the road to hell?

Remote viewing? Does this mean that every time I connect to a video-teleconference at work -- which I do two or three times a day, and sometimes on weekends -- I'm putting my soul at risk?

If so, I'm going to have to talk to the union about our benefits package. Our medical probably includes some boilerplate about "acts of God," but I doubt it covers "acts of Satan."

I used to have an insurance policy that included acts of Satan, but it's lapsed. (True story.)

Fornication? How are we supposed to, uh, go forth and multiply? Immaculate conception?

Heff - "No…sex…until…MARRIAGE!" Thanx, F242!



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confession: when i first glanced this thread, i thought it might be about MIDGE URE (Ultravox vox). no worries, i can tackle occasional religous subject matter.

after reading brad's 'ultimate satans party favor list' i figure its no wonder christ threw the bum outta heaven, luke )aka lucifer) forgot the the fucking beer.



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Between vegetarianism, rock music, and Andy Partridge...apparently it's too late for my soul.

Backmasking in the house!

Hmmmmmm.

Why is "Levitation" on the list, but "The House of Love" isn't?

Being that raves and XTC are listed together, I wonder if they mistakenly think XTC is the name of the drug ecstasy?

And forget no sex outside of marriage, they just say fornication. No fucking whatsoever! Wow!

A little internet research shows that the drug ecstasy is also known as XTC, so I'm guessing they mean the drug and not the band, but I'm sure they'd still be pissed at "Dear God."

Heff put it much better than I did on the fornication issue.

what I find funny:
Necromancy
(by definition, praying to jesus or any catholic saint)
What, no dissing Harry Potter or the pink Teletubby?
Clearly a Chick Tract

Another funny one is LSD/Shrooms being separate from raves/xtc.
Apparently a little speedball is a-ok because it's not likely to make you question man's existential ennui

And they blanketed all "eastern" religions (and thus 3/4 the planet). Why didn't they just say "any religion/denomination but ours"?

Also note that "kabbalah" is the safe way of being anti-semitic

Postmodernism is another one of those terms like "hipster"; everyone defines it differently

Bad=Burning Man
Good=Bonnaroo, Rainbow Gathering, Apogaea, Heartland, Starwood, IgNight, BOOM, X-Day

On a personal note I mostly hang out on sites where we do exactly this; funny, crossing into TP land

"Heff put it much better than I did on the fornication issue."
Though, again, he' s in error as to the meaning of immaculate conception
(the catholic idea of the immaculation of mary from original sin, and which protestants don't adhere to - the irony being Chick is vehemently anti-catholic)

edit::
oops they covered Pot-ter! (the way the blond kid always spat it in the movies)



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Like Paganizer, I've looked at all the fine print here. Apparently crystal meth and SoCal punk are allowed. I think I see a loophole for Norwegian death metal as well.

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I think I see a loophole for Norwegian death metal as well.

Not even Satan himself takes Norwegian death metal seriously.

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I think I see a loophole for Norwegian death metal as
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> Not even Satan himself takes Norwegian death metal seriously.

I'm telling Count Grishnackh you said that.