I Was Working As A Waitress In A Cocktail Bar

Don't have much to say on this song, except I always thought the title would be good for a thread.

Anyway, sometimes I use the line "But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now, and I can put you back down too" on some out-of-line people.

And "Don't you want me baby" is a good desperate line when the pickup lines have failed.



Post Edited (06-24-13 06:53)

when all fails I try karma cameleon. im a man without conviction im a manw
without control

hungry like the wolf's statement "woman you want me, give me a sign" might do the trick

The feeling has gone, only you and I
It means nothing to me
This means nothing to me
Oh, "Insert the ladies name at the bar"

Sung to the tune of Vienna. This is a long shot attempt but it could score big with the right quirky lady who either a. loved this song or b. thinks you are completely nuts but loves it.

Soylent Green and the change all around you
pick up a guitar and play

"I'm the cruiser/You're the loser/Me and you sir" works well.