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Delvin

And who might this be?
April 15, 2013 08:56AM

Registered: 21 years ago
Posts: 8,084

Did the singer from Blues Traveler go on a diet?

Nope. Gordon Gano apparently needs to start one.

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nosepail

Re: And who might this be?
April 15, 2013 09:52AM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 2,056

I hope
you got
fat
cause if you got
really fat
you just might want to see me come back
I don't care
how heavy or how skinny
just gimme
something to love
a little extra weight would never look no nicer on nobody else but you
and I could always use a little bit more
to hold on to
and if I get a fright in the middle
of the night I'll cling to you

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MrFab

Re: And who might this be?
April 15, 2013 10:38AM

Registered: 22 years ago
Posts: 3,265

This is from the show I attended when I last saw 'em:

What a difference seven years makes.

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HollowbodyKay

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 12:15AM

Registered: 17 years ago
Posts: 2,680

I ate ONE

… 'cause you left me.
And TWO

… for my family.
And THREE

… for my heartache.
And FOUR

… for my headache.
And FIVE

for my lonely.
And SIX

… for my sorrow.
And SEVEN

… for n-n-n-no tomorrow
And ate EIGHT

(((I forget what eight was for)))
And NINE

for a lost god.
And TEN

with everything everything everything EVERYTHING!

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Edited to fix broken links on "two" and "four."

Post Edited (01-29-15 00:46)

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hoip chiggs

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 05:09AM

Registered: 18 years ago
Posts: 2,247

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Gotta print this all out and staple it together!

Post Edited (04-16-13 07:20)

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wade

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 09:44AM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 279

Kay, you just won the internet.

Erm, full belly laughs on that one. Just classic!

I actually watched about two and a half songs of their set this past weekend, and it's all I could take. That manboob just would not stop staring at me!

Post Edited (04-16-13 11:47)

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Delvin

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 08:12AM

Registered: 21 years ago
Posts: 8,084

Kay, that was hilarious! It set my stomach to gurgling, but I'm very impressed. Well done!

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zoo

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 11:23AM

Registered: 17 years ago
Posts: 1,689

Still pales in comparison to this:

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hoip chiggs

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 09:11PM

Registered: 18 years ago
Posts: 2,247

Still Aretha needs to be in between two buns to qualify.

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HollowbodyKay

Re: And who might this be?
April 16, 2013 11:11PM

Registered: 17 years ago
Posts: 2,680

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Still Aretha needs to be in between two buns to qualify.