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Benjammin Franklin

The band will appear in powdered wigs and always dress in 1700s attire. This may have been done before, but here's the catch. They will only play in the Philadelphia/Delaware Valley area. Maybe it'll propel the region into the national spotlight like those REM guys from Athens, Georgia.

Their first single: A Penny Earned.

I didn't think Franklin wore a powdered wig.

Killjoy? Perhaps.

The band would have to be ready to play Paris at a moment's notice as well. This is assuming that the record sold in France, of course.

Is it Bastille Day again? Man, this would have been my 11th anniversary. Fortunately, I no longer have to feel guilty about not getting a present.

> Is it Bastille Day again?

Yep. In tribute, I'm devoting a block of tonight's show to the "royalty" of jazz: Artie Shaw (the King of Clarinet), Ella Fitzgerald (the Queen of Jazz), Benny Goodman (the King of Swing), Louis Jordan (the King of the Jukebox), et al.