I think Lou Reed is a creep

What the fudge is a "two tub man?" I can't stand the fact that I don't know this. I'm thinking about it too hard, I suspect.

I think Lou Reed is gear.
I rate it thusly:
First Lou, then Paul then Ringo.

You might ask Manitoba but I suspect it means using more than one woman's "bathroom".

i always assumed (and i admit i have never asked the Dix) that it meant faty, which dick sort of was at the time.

well since line is before i'm in a heavy band i'll stick with IR on fatty, like taft having to get a new tub at WH...

how about a four flusher? i always thought it referred to something that needed to be flushed four times like a whole amount of shit (see current WH); however, i think origin is 19th C: is it a man who (foolsihly) draws to a flush against all monetary possiblities?

i'm talking through my hat here (another colorful phrase never sufficiently explained)

NMP
byrds

all day
always

lewd reed

Wow! I always thought HDM was saying "Louie is a creep", which always puzzled me because he mentions all of these other wrestlers by full name and then this "Louie", mystery solved.

Funny sidenote - during on the Dictators tours in the `90's, I got a t-shirt made that said "Bring on Haystacks Calhoun" to wear to the show. The Dics canceled the show but everytime I wore that shirt, I always got stopped by people wanting to reminisce about what a great wrestler Calhoun was - I only knew him from the song!

Lou Reed would have been a great wrestler.
Somewhere around the time of his EST.
What would his persona choice have been?

The Transformer?
The Rock & Roll Animal?
Sweet Lou?
Sister Lou?

The Blue Mask, thaaaat's it.

haystack calhoun was no bobo brazil

i just got done listening on headphones to the Dics' Search and Destroy and I was tumbled down with dizzying nostalgia, weak-kneed, humbled, almost too scared to follow it with The Saints' Erotic Neurotic, even louder, which promptly blew a hole in my heart and lit a fuse in my brain.

i sat back down to read Alice in Wonderland and watch the game.

this music shit can fcc'ing kill ya.

I toured once ( in my crap local band) with the Del Lords featuring Top Ten.
He told great stories bout the glory days with the 'Tators.
They had wanted to call the band either Beat the Meatles or Cancer of the Dick at one time.
Joey Ramone used to come to their practice space before he was a Ramone wearing glitter clothes and paying big time attention when they did "California Sun".
Andy Shernoff spelled his name "Adny" on the album covers cause he didn't want his friends to know it was him.
They all hung out with Richard Price's little brother and gave the nod to him calling their 3rd album "Bloodbrothers", and Bruce Springstein does the "1,2,3,4" countoff at the beginning of "Faster and Louder".......
The Dics have a new live album out, Manitoba has a great bar and radio show plus tours with the MC5, Ross is reforming Shakin' Street and has a new album "Thunderbolt Patterson and Ross the Boss" and plays with the Brain Surgeons, Adny is into wine,