Commercials in the Works

Ice Muscle Spasm Reliever.

Bob Mould takes a break from his guitar solo and says, "You know, my muscles get sore when I scorch the chords. Every now and then, I need to cool off."

Then Bob goes into Ice Cold Ice.

"Ice Reliever. Whenever you get too hot to trot, like Bob Mould."

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Zoom into Ronnie James Dio.

"Like A Rainbow in the Daaaaaaaaakkk................

Then Ronnie sez, "Right before I go onstage, there's nothing I like better than biting into a Hershey's Dark Chocolate Bar. It gives me the get up and go to serve Satan."

"Hershey's Dark Chocolate. Because Dark Chocolate is just like a rainbow, a Rainbow in the Daaaaaaaaaaaaak.......

(Yeah, I know he's dead, but I couldn't resist. My timing is poor anyway.)

Didn't stop them from using Fred Astaire.

"Gimme Gimme Pop Secret®! Gimme Gimme Pop Secret®! I Wanna Wanna Pop Secret®!"

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What can I say? I came down with Ramones mania while comping this week. Sorry.

New AARP commercial:
"Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you
one of us! Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us!