It could be a country song!

So Shania Twain dumped Mutt Lange because he apparently was cheating on her with her best friend, an event that also broke up the best friend's marriage. Now, in a shocking revelation, Shania is marrying that former best-friend's ex-husband.

I wish things would've worked out long-term between Mutt and the best friend, since if they'd gotten married also it would've set up the most head-spinning potential family relationships since Bill Wyman's son was dating Wyman's girlfriend's mother. Everyone would've been their own children's step-parents.

How big do you think the dent in Mutt's forehead is, after bashing it against the wall for screwing up?

Or not. I mean, he had to listen to her music while she was *making* it, so how horrible must that have been?

Celebrity marriages give me a headache.

I imagine Shania Twain as an insufferable you-know-what, after making about 18 billion dollars and living in the hills of Switzerland, far from the Wal-Mart shoppers that made her stinking rich. And her albums have to rank among the worst pop music ever created. Country music with AC/DC production is never cool.

Didn't Shania have a song about not being the least bit impressed?

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DYI Geography Project:

Go to Wal-Mart and ask 100 people to find Switzerland on a map of Europe. The winner gets a copy of Trout Mask Replica.

Switzer-Land? Ain't that where that football coach is from?

Don't be too hard on Mutt, he did write "Ipswich Ipswich Get That Goal"