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Performance reboot - who's game?

Performance reboot - who's game?
October 29, 2010 01:50PM
A film that has really gotten under my skin over the years is Performance with James Fox, Anita Pallenberg and Mick Jagger. For those of you who haven't seen it, it's a phantasmagoric orgy about a dapper, artistic and brutal British gangster on the lam who hides out in the flat of a burned-out, debauched has-been rock star and his familiars. The two leads are sort of doppelgangers, who sort of merge after an orgy of drugs, violence and Moroccan furniture.

I've come to believe I was born to write the screenplay for the remake, although I have never written anything more than some bad college term papers, preliminary injunctions and parody songs on my guitar. Therefore, I need a co-writer with strong editing skills and a trust fund to work on the following:

The remake takes place in Los Angeles, circa late 80s or early 90s. The dapper brutal gangsta on the lam is from Compton. He hides out in the Hills, in a home he believes is vacant but is actually occupied by a burned-out, debauched has-been musician and his wimmen, and who is based on 1) Rick James; 2) an amalgamation of Dr. Dre and NWA; 3) Phil Spector or 4) Axl Rose. I'm leaning toward the first. Instead of opium, hallucinogenics and Moroccan furniture, we have Nagel prints and more lines than the Atchison-Topeka railway. The two leads are sort of doppelgangers who sort of merge into an amalgamation of every "Behind the Music" episode aired between 1999 and 2004.

Anyone up for the challenge? Anyone suggest a different setting? Who would be cast as the leads?
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 29, 2010 02:28PM
I love the original and love the Rick James spin on it. Thats actually a really good idea.
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 29, 2010 02:46PM
I keep meaning to watch this movie and keep not getting around to it.

I probably wouldn't bother watching it if it was set in the hip-hop/gangsta world, but I admit it's a logical update.
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 29, 2010 03:02PM
How about Costello playing the lead? That'd make it really odd.

I watched Performance again within the last few years but didn't feel it had aged well; I get what yr after.

Another interesting LA story was Brittany Murphy dying from too much Levamisole (which was in her cocaine). Then her boyfriend dies of the exact same thing a few months later. But then it'd be hard to make something fresh script-wise from that.

(BTW - if you know anybody that does blow, now's a good time to help them stop; most of the coke coming in has been cut with this far-from-inert slow-killer).



Post Edited (10-29-10 17:03)
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 29, 2010 04:17PM
I was thinking of having that kid who played Urkel on Family Matters play the Rick James role.
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 29, 2010 04:47PM
I bet Urkel's price would be prohibitive.

Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 30, 2010 07:27PM
Visions of "Urkel" hoovering up lines of that "slow-killer" blow are dancing through my head and I never even watched that television show.

The advertisments were enough to ruin my week if I saw one.

...

I screened Performance back in high school around the same time I saw The Man Who Fell To Earth. I have vague memories of making it all the way through the Jagger movie once ... but I've never made it through T.M.W.F.T.E. in three or four tries. I've always either fallen asleep or passed out.

Haven't both flicks gone a long way towards fostering the consensus that the early 1970s was just one huge, drugged-out, vacant hangover following the technicolor love-fest that was the 1960s?

They both felt incredibly paranoid and remote to me.

...

If you were going to do a hip-hip remake of Performance, you could set it in Los Santos and have C.J. move in with Madd Dogg. Do the entire movie in computer graphics.

I love the view from Madd Dogg's crib ...

Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
November 01, 2010 03:13PM
My cheeky friend suggested we call the movie "Doppelgangsta."
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
October 30, 2010 09:35AM
Talk about performance

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Poor Dudley!
Re: Performance reboot - who's game?
November 01, 2010 04:20PM
"Doppelgangsta." Perfect. Haven't seen "Performance" but this is an interesting concept. And funny to think that LA gangsta style is so old now, this would be a virtual period piece. Hell nowadays, Ice T plays a cop on TV, Ice Cube produces kiddie shows, Snoop organizes kid's football leagues. Yep, thems was a long time ago..

How 'bout set it during the post-Rodney King riots? Imagine smoke and siren wails wafting up from below. Update the L.A. noir style like what David Lynch does (minus the surrealism of course), complete with Barry Adamson-like noir-jazz/hip-hop soundtrack music.

A character based on Rick James? Then you gotta have the girl they kidnapped and tortured. Ouch.
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