No LOLs? Help me out

I can't understand why I can't get any LOLs from these comments I made on YouTube. Maybe you guys can appreciate these little gems:

Justin Bieber makes my heart go bieb, bieb, bieb.

Heidi Klum makes me Klum.

Ba-dah-BUMP!

Thank you! I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip the bartender and waitresses.

Geez, I hate Justin Bieber. Normally I don't get too worked up over teen idols one way or the other but I can't help it - I see that little putz with his Bobby Sherman hair glued down to his forehead and I really, really wish to see him placed in the path of imminent harm.

Nothing major, of course, just knocked into a pigsty or something by a rampaging herd of swine or something similar. I'm really jonesing for a nice case of schadenfreude concerning that little peckerhead.

I heard a crowd of rampaging Bieberheads in Australia knocked Justin's mother down after a concert. One down, one to go.

I think Bieber bothers me because he seems to be a pint-sized version of John Mayer - he has that same smarmy air of self-satisfied narcissism about him that makes me want to just strap on the ol' brass knuckles and flail away.

(Not on him, of course, cuz he's just a kid. But maybe one of his handlers. He reminds me a lot of the little creep who played Anakin Skywalker in The Phantom Menace. Every time I had to endure seeing that little brat I wanted to go out and find an adult proxy to whack over the head with a Jameson bottle. Probably George Lucas for casting him in the first place.)

The Hansons and Jonases of the world don't bother me because whether you like their music or not (Jonas Bros, no; Hanson, I have to admit to tapping my toe to "Mmm-Bop" on occasion), they did at least seem to be in the business for the music, and the resultant teeny-bopper frenzy was just a byproduct.

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I have to admit to tapping my toe to "Mmm-Bop" on occasion

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OH C'MON! Are you trying to make me puke on your shoes?

I only even know the song is called "Mmm-Bop" because that appears to be the only lyrics to the song. I can only wonder if there are any others.

... Hmm ... I wonder ...

:::cue dream ripples:::

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Canisters from orange box
Mmm-Bop aftershave shock
Courtesy orange box
Hey diggy diggety dog
Hot aftershave Mmm-bop
Furniture defrost
Mmm-Bop aftershave hot
Hot aftershave Mmm-bop
Hey stranger I love you a lot
Hey baby I love you a lot
But here is us moaning
Digging in our pocket again
Are these your english friends?
Fill the blender to the top again
Hot aftershave Mmm-bop
Hot spirit shave slop
Mmm-Bop aftershave hot
Here is us moaning
Digging in our pockets again
Any man or anything
Laid flat by shave shock
Mmm-Bop aftershave hot
Hot aftershave Mmm-bop

It-ahh cannot be.
That-ahh this
Is.
The first time-ahh.

That this-ahh.
Has.
Occured-ahh.
To anyone.

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You should hear Hanson's version of "Dog Is Life."

Fear not, Reno. Karma has a way of coming to haunt his kind. For every Taylor Hanson (who manages to find a halfway respectable crew of collaborators), there are scores of Danny Bonaduces.

My son is 6 years old and knows who Justin Bieber is...except he calls him Justin "Beaver."

As long as he doesn't put the possessive on Justin...

Leave it to Bieber?

I'd never heard of him 'til Bieber fever hit Sydney and the lead story on the news was his only public appearance getting cancelled because of too many screamagers.
The reason I don't like him is simple - The music is shit.
And hot aftershave could be a fire hazard.

"The reason I don't like him is simple - The music is shit."

Aitch, Thank you for breaking the discussion down to its core principle.

I'm here for ya.

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE64H6K720100518

Some good teenybop music

The Recess Monkeys

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Anytime you can get some SCTV out there to the world, it's a good thing. I almost bought the original off iTunes because of this skit. Perhaps with HiTunes...

Also, I was looking for their bullseye parody of SNL, Thursday Night Live. Couldn't find it.