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R.I.P. Gene Simmons

R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 23, 2010 01:15PM
Oh, wait...what's that? Oh... it was JEAN Simmons who passed away yesterday. My mistake.

This is a much bigger loss, if you ask me. Ms. Simmons was one hellaciously gorgeous woman back in the day.

Re: R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 23, 2010 04:05PM
I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!!
Re: R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 23, 2010 09:21PM
Fuck, I'm pissed!


That Jean is dead, oh, I worship black & white cinema beauties!

That Gene is alive, fuck dat shit.

Next time Gene, next time....



Post Edited (01-23-10 23:24)
Re: R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 24, 2010 09:12PM
what a coincidence,
i have vhs' for sale right now on halfdotpriced.
only fitty cents ea. for both the actors entire career catalogs.

gene or jean?
that reminds me of the old ed wood classic 'glen er glenda'

take it away...
Re: R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 25, 2010 12:58PM
The funny thing is that she used to get fan mail for Gene Simmons. She would get letters that said something to effect "I really love your stuff. Especially when you spit up blood."

Re: R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 26, 2010 04:21PM
YOU RAT BASTARD!

You had me going there for a second. And I don't even like KISS all that much!

"Holy shit! Gene Simmons died? I need to get out more often!"

There isn't a font evil-lookin' enough to express my ire.
Re: R.I.P. Gene Simmons
January 27, 2010 09:21AM
Ms. Simmons was indeed a looker, and damned talented, too, but since she wouldn't sleep with Howard Hughes, she never got the roles she deserved once her contract was sold to him.

And Mr. Simmons is in on his own joke. His kids seem cool enough.
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