Holiday Humor

Daddy, Daddy, I wanna go see The Nutcracker!!

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I get enough of that from your mom, sweetie.



Hark, the herald angels sing.
Glory to the newborn king

New born king

New porn king

"Ladies and gentlemen, from Intercourse, Pennsylvania, the New Porn Kings!!"


And thus, you've witnessed the birth of another TP Band.

Sacrilege doesnt become you, Hoip. Can't you make fun of Santa or Rudoph or figgy pudding and leave the big J alone?

Anyway, have a fucked up Christmas everyone and a happy new year.

And then there's the song about the "Round Young Virgins" har har!

(No, not the band that did "She Drives Me Crazy.")

They're round; no wonder they're virgins.

You'll never hear Shapely Young Virgins.

One more thing, Nose.

Bjorn Is Thy King of Israel.


How's that for an album title?

It's probably something you've all heard before ... but this Christmas Eve I heard the following:

Do you know the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

Santa stops at three "ho's."