i married a monster!

even though my wife has never been clinically diagnosed a schizo, she & her lawyer (probably a relative) somehow got together & transfered all my assets into both of her personalities accounts.



Post Edited (08-02-09 22:19)

I was so sure that it (((might))) be a John Cooper Clarke thread. Thanks anyway.

"I was over the moon, I asked her back to my place
and then I married the monster from outer space!"