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hoip chiggs
Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 04:55AM
Cock Rock? And throbbing, moving songs like this that make you cry

[www.youtube.com]

out with sweaty passion & lust?


What bands play Cock Rock anymore? It's the girl groups nowadays.
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blasmo
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 07:21AM
Oh, dear God, you should have labeled that video. I hoped I was through with that one. Who is the modern equivalent of this performer? Kid Rock? Wait, I have KR's new album title:

Cock Rock From Kid Rock: Songs To Make Your Jones Stand Up And Say "Hell Yeah!"

(Warning: Listening to too much "Cock Rock From Kid Rock" may cause priapism)
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Michael Toland
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 07:32AM
Depending on your definition of cock-rock:

Hot Leg (featuring that screechy guy from the Darkness)

Hardcore Superstar, Vains of Jenna, Babylon Bombs, Backyard Babies and a whole slew of acts from Sweden and Norway

the Chelsea Smiles (featuring Todd Youth)

Danko Jones

Viking Skull

Velvot Revolver

And let's not forget the Cult.



Post Edited (06-19-09 11:02)
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erikalbany
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 10:46AM
Squier actually played with Ringo's All Starrs a couple of years back (2006) and the Jay-Z song from the new Pelham film cops one of his songs. And the guy looks tremendously fit and healthy.
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blasmo
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 10:50AM
If he still jumps around and dances like he did in the "Rock Me Tonite" video, then that explains it. Some serious aerobicizing there.

[www.youtube.com]
For all its glory.
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MrFab
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 10:58AM
Dio is back with Black Sabbath! Only they're called Heaven and Hell now.

Cock rock? Since Ronnie's 67 years old, maybe we should call it Viagra Rock.
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Heff
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 10:31AM
blasmo wrote:

> If he still jumps around and dances like he did in the "Rock Me
> Tonite" video, then that explains it. Some serious aerobicizing
> there.
>
> [www.youtube.com]
> For all its glory.

Allmusic.com says that video killed his career, I tend to agree.

I would have thought this would've resurrected it - Chazz Michael Michaels

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satchmykels
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 02:58PM
Steel Panther : "Death To All But Metal":

[www.youtube.com]

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STEVE
Re: Whatever happened to
June 19, 2009 04:01PM
even with all the pregame hype, satch quietly ends it with a penalty kick.
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Nile
Re: Whatever happened to
June 20, 2009 02:10AM
Hair metal. It's pretty sad.

On the other hand, the lyrics to 'Death to All but Metal' were amusing in a "Weird Al" sort of way.
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HollowbodyKay
Re: Whatever happened to
June 20, 2009 11:28AM
Where the hell is Manowar when you need 'em?
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Delvin
Re: Whatever happened to
June 20, 2009 12:49PM
Maybe they're still resting after this gig.

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Nile
Re: Whatever happened to
June 20, 2009 03:25PM
What is it with Bulgaria and metal?
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hoip chiggs
Re: Whatever happened to
June 20, 2009 09:56PM
Tell me, where can I find some old Cinderella and Trixxter T-shirts?

I want to scare people.

Dokken will do for some extra freakage.
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blasmo
Re: Whatever happened to
June 21, 2009 08:20AM
Just come to Oklahoma City. All things 70's and hair metal on display. You can even get some cool Kix bandannas for your legs.
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Jermoe
Re: Whatever happened to
June 21, 2009 02:26PM
I suppose he's not truly "cock rock", but John Mayer sure seems like a dick.
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Aitch
Re: Whatever happened to
June 21, 2009 10:46PM
How about The Darkness? Are they still lurking?
Justin Hawkins' appearance in that Joe Meek film could renew interest.
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Michael Toland
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 07:09AM
The Darkness split into Hot Leg (the singer) and Stone Gods (the rest). The former sounds like the Darkness. No idea what the latter is like.
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Aitch
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 06:12PM
Fu Manchu?
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Michael Toland
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 08:13PM
Not to mention Turbonegro. Can't believe I forgot them earlier.
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Delvin
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 07:35AM
> Just come to Oklahoma City. All things 70's and hair metal on display. You can even get some
> cool Kix bandannas for your legs.

Or if you want to expand your collection even further, get tickets to this festival. Loads of stuff on display and/or sale, for sure, dude. It's coming up in less than three weeks, though, so you better get on the ball.

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Michael Toland
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 07:39AM
Anthrax kinda sticks out like a sore thumb, don't they?
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blasmo
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 08:36AM
Yup. Just like the Second Coming around here. Everyone's going to Rocklahoma. I imagine that the bands must love playing this since all the fans are so psyched for them. It ain't my music, but I know enough peoople who love this stuff that I can't criticize it without a whole lot of qualifiers. Anyone looking for testosterone in a can would be well off to visit here.
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blasmo
Re: Whatever happened to
June 22, 2009 11:33AM
And the video was directed by Kenny Ortega, the guy who directed Newsies and the High School Musical movies. I'd love to hear how he got talked into doing the video. I mean, I'd love to know how much money and cocaine they threw at him to do it. No wonder he had all the naked women in his next video.

Just watched the video again. Might be the worst thing ever.
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