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hoip chiggs

worst quotes
April 05, 2009 09:58AM

Registered: 18 years ago
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I feel like picking on Gwen Stefani with this one.

"And while I'm sippin my chamomile, I'm watchin boy and girls with their sex appeal."

Plus her insightful observations of the sexes:

"And all the girls wanna get with the boys, and the boys really like it."

And her accurate summation of life:

"Hey baby, hey baby, hey..."

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rhettlawrence

Re: worst quotes
April 08, 2009 10:43AM

Registered: 22 years ago
Posts: 1,603

I listened to Pete Shelley's Homosapien album this morning and was struck by the silliness of the first line of the second song (I didn't go back to check was it was called and hadn't otherwise listened to the album in most of two decades, I think). The line is something like "Looking back on your life is a retrospective thing...." No shit, Pete.

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Nile

Re: worst quotes
April 08, 2009 11:56AM

Registered: 18 years ago
Posts: 808

>I feel like picking on Gwen Stefani with this one.

Yer shootin' fish inna barrel. Way too easy.

Try the same exercise, only this time with Bob Dylan lyrics.
MUCH more interesting results, I'm sure.

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mjm716

Re: worst quotes
April 08, 2009 02:30PM

Registered: 22 years ago
Posts: 211

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Try the same exercise, only this time with Bob Dylan lyrics.

hmmm, having NEVER been a Dylan fan, I'll nominate this tripe:
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup, Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop...

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Nile

Re: worst quotes
April 08, 2009 09:44PM

Registered: 18 years ago
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup, Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop...

Good one, Mike. It makes my flesh creep.

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MrFab

Re: worst quotes
April 10, 2009 12:35AM

Registered: 22 years ago
Posts: 3,266

Jermoe, those are dance crazes (The Hitch-Hike) or Joe's invented would-be Russian dance-crazes.

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hoip chiggs

Re: worst quotes
April 09, 2009 04:27AM

Registered: 18 years ago
Posts: 2,247

The Wiggles - Pop Goes The Wiggle Nursery Rhymes, Wiggle & Learn, It's A Wiggly World. Leave Bob Dylan alone. Pick on The Wiggles.

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madisdadi

Re: worst quotes
April 09, 2009 07:17AM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 916

"Fruit Salad, yummy yummy"

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Jermoe

Re: worst quotes
April 09, 2009 09:14PM

Registered: 19 years ago
Posts: 1,610

I choose to attribute The Wiggles less than stellar lyrics to Greg "The Yellow" Wiggle's vertigo-type thing.

Unfortunately, I've never been able to come up with an explanation for (from "Ivan Meets G.I. Joe," by The Clash):

The Vostok Bomb - the Stalin strike
He tried every move - he tried to hitch hike
He drilled a hole - like a Russian star
He made every move in his repertoire

I do so love The Clash, but I've never been able to come around to this one.

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