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STEVE
worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 04:58PM
i'm now drinking a miller 64 as others around me worry about their livers.
this shit ain't doing their livers no good folks.

As i drink it i feel as though I've burrowed beneath a port-O-let and siphoned the remnants into a bottle...any bottle.
god...(male or female)
PRAY for me.
I'm actually getting sober drinking it!



Post Edited (02-12-09 18:59)
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rebelwithoutaclue
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 05:09PM
odouls is the worst beer ever. has the lousy beer taste and i am still ugly if you drink 10 of them.

steve you should get a award for tp posts.
may your god have mercy on mine
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STEVE
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 05:13PM
but i still love you (and your kind) like my brother.
alas,
flattery never saved anyone from drowning!
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nosepail
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 05:38PM
Well, I dont want to name a specific brand but I will state the following basic axiom:

Any beer with berries in it (blueberry, cherry, etc) is worse than any beer without berries in it.

By this criterion, Miller and O'Douls are still better than an entire genre of "craft brews." Also, rauchbier, that genre of bacon-flavored beer that Germany inflicted on the world is quite vile. Give me an Old Milwaukee anyday



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satchmykels
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 06:02PM
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satchmykels
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 06:04PM
oh wait, there was one even worse that "BEER"...

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Jermoe
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 06:44PM
Y'know, it's probably not the worst beer ever, but I, for one, have never enjoyed Heineken. And I find Amstel Light to be refreshing, if not especially good.

Given a choice between Miller, Berry Beer, "Beer" or Heineken, I'd opt for the first 3 (in quick succession) before the fourth.

They do a good job with advertising and packaging, however, those Dutch (brew)Masters...
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Nephew Ned
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February 12, 2009 07:44PM




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Delvin
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 08:49PM
I've met plenty who would agree with Nosepail's Axiom, but respectfully, I don't. I've had plenty of excellent fruit beers, both homebrewed and mass-produced. A good Belgian kriek is like heaven in a glass, IMO. And a summer isn't complete to me without brewing at least one batch of cherry ale.

Agree with Jermoe about Heineken, though. I'm not crazy about most imported beers. It's a dirty secret: most beers just don't travel very well. The only good Heineken I've had was in Holland. (And I bet the only good Fosters to be had is in Australia.)

And I shun any beer that bears the Miller brand. Steve has elucidated the reason just fine.
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nosepail
Re: worst beer ever
February 12, 2009 09:56PM
Now if Miller just put out a Cherry Lambic, we would have a clear winner.

As for bad mainstream beer, we seem to be ignoring the elephant in the room: Corona.
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Delvin
Re: worst beer ever
February 13, 2009 08:01AM
If Corona is the elephant in the room that we're ignoring, then Schlitz must be the elephant that's taking a shit in your lap while you sit on the couch watching TV.

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erikalbany
Re: worst beer ever
February 13, 2009 08:44AM
re Schlitz: Delvin, that elephant shit is not landing in your lap, my friend.
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Delvin
Re: worst beer ever
February 13, 2009 08:05AM
Agree with Nose about the wretched prospect of Miller Cherry Lambic. Beware of any "lambic" beer you find on the store shelf that's not brewed in Belgium. Sam Adams markets a Cranberry Lambic that's just plain nasty.

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Delvin
Re: worst beer ever
February 13, 2009 09:59AM
Good point, Erik. That would explain Schlitz's flavor.

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Jermoe
Re: worst beer ever
February 13, 2009 11:59AM
My two favorite beer slogans:

Iron City Beer – The Beer Drinker's Beer

Schaeffer – The Beer to Have When You're Having More Than One Beer
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Aitch
Re: worst beer ever
February 13, 2009 09:23PM
Reschs DA



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STEVE
Re: worst beer ever
February 14, 2009 07:00PM
yo ITCH,
when its a hundred and ten for twenty one days in a row-won't all that beer stuff just dehydrate you like even more?



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Aitch
Re: worst beer ever
February 14, 2009 08:18PM
Yep, which means, keep drinking and keep ahead.
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enekola
Re: worst beer ever
February 24, 2009 07:10PM
stroh's

hamms

milwaukee's best

la crosse (wisconsin beer)

...some of these are so bad they're good though.
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