Re: Daddy, I broke the country...

erikalbany

Daddy, I broke the country...
January 02, 2009 03:51AM

Registered: 19 years ago
Posts: 2,590

These final days of the Bush administration are exacerbating all of my resentment. Why can't Pete Townshend give him the hard-bodied Gibson whacking on the head that he gave Hoffman? I don't mean to usher in an era of partisanship, but what else can we wish upon him here on TP? An Iggy Pop peanut butter smearing? An esoteric Richard Lloyd rant? A Kim Gordon (circa Neil Young tour) trip of passive aggression?

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willie

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 02, 2009 03:48PM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 369

A Patti Smith sandwich barrage

A Half Japanese exorcism ("Two terms were too much! Two terms were too much!")

a Nick Cave Old Testament junkie invective

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michael baker

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 02, 2009 06:40PM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 919

the who retiring.

the rolling stones retiring.

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hoip chiggs

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 02, 2009 04:00PM

Registered: 16 years ago
Posts: 2,247

An Alice Cooper chicken mutilation

A GG Allin reverse excrement enema

A Blind Melon alleyway pisser

A Peter Frampton pre-pubescent micro-pube kisser.

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MrFab

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 02, 2009 10:37PM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 3,006

A Holly & The Italians directive to shut up.

A Blondie fading away and radiating.

A Wayne County sex change.

John Cale could assist Alice Cooper in the chicken-chopping method of punishment.

"reverse excrement enema" is the phrase that will now haunt my nightmares.

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willie

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 02, 2009 10:55PM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 369

"reverse excrement enema"

Isn't that a Carcass EP?

Speaking of which, an original-lineup Napalm Death diatribe of Bush's entire eight years in office. Duration: nine seconds.

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STEVE

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 03, 2009 10:38PM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 4,022

holy fuck.
It was only seven years of repression, murder and theft. And I quote the weasely eyed inbred here, "So what?"

I vote to send the pinheaded dick of a president on a henry rollins elevator ride to the basement of henry's studio before he slinks out of d.c.
(too late W is already in crawford french kissing his pet pygmy rattlers.)

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blasmo

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 03, 2009 11:48PM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 1,141

For those of us who knew this was going to happen, and warned everyone around them, it's like being Cassandra without the audience. Wow. I'm sorry for those of you who voted for the guy. How do you sleep? To quote Rainer Wolfcastle: "On a bed of money, with many beautiful women."

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STEVE

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 04, 2009 01:11AM

Registered: 20 years ago
Posts: 4,022

blast moe,
for real man. I drove around scott haar's torino (remember the one i told you about?), with prophetic shoe polish slogans written all over it and everything.
But did they listen?
No.
Worse. even.
I found out soon after, or around the same time rather, that Americans can't read either.

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Aitch

Re: Daddy, I broke the country...
January 05, 2009 01:42AM

Registered: 19 years ago
Posts: 2,121

Should have drawn pictures.

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