No?

Well do the trouser press baby! 1-2-3 Yeah! Trouser press fever!

(This is my own little tribute to the song that started the magazine)

Bonzo Dog Band forever!

thank you kindly!

I'm The Urban Spaceman!!

savage Bruce, savage.

Can blue men sing the whites?

or are they hippo-crites?

btw, the TP bonzo entry is on the way (finally)!!!

I've had the LP "The History of the Bonzos" for 20 years and didn't know that the mag was named after that song. Stupid Yank.

Can you spot which student...
Has taken a mind-expanding drug?

Digging Bert Weedon



We are...
And, uh, here come some normals...
they look like normal... Hawaiians.
Well, uh, you didn't mention what month.
You think you're normal?
Yes, quite normal.
OK, here comes one.
Go inside! (tee hee hee)
Well it's, ah, it's not for me to deter really, is it? I mean
it's for a psychiatrist to deter these things, isn't it?
I like dehre food, and dey arr veddy nice people.
Ooh, its alright, innit?
That a face?
Smart. It's your backside.
Oh, they're just typically normal.
No! This is not manly!
Well, it is unusual. Well, it's like a rabbit! He's got a head on him like a rabbit!
I don't know, it's just not like normal people do.
You're not runnin' around in your underpants are you?


We are normal and we want our freedom
We are normal and we want our freedom

Wir sind gewöhnlich, wir sind zufrieden

We are normal and we dig Bert Weedon, ha ha!

We are normal and we want
Our freedom
Our freedom
Freedom!
Freedom!
Freedom!
We are normal and we want our freedom

he is ......hopping.

Give it all you can
It's much better than
A pre-fabricated ....concrete coal bunker!

Crush those trousers.................

"...with Adolf Hitler on vibes..."


The Rhino Best of the Bonzo Dog Band CD I have is the one that gets borrowed by people the most. Before they buy their own, of course.


"Hello there."

Now it's getting weird. I saw a trouser press for sale at Goodwill yesterday.

You've got me in creases - shirt grip,
Turn up for the books now.
Trouser it to me,
Don't hang me up now.

Raw Meat!

i've bought a couple on ebay just for sentimental reasons

right, and i am going to request a copy of keynsham be placed in my casket at my burial.