George Seldes at ninety

Could kick your ass.

A few men out there, happily though, most of us measure less cerebrally than penially, remain capably fertile.

Naughty me, can i say that here?

To recap... the stupider the better.

Education is a thing of the past.

Invest in the future.

Art.

Jocks need not apply.

Don Shula never paid the NFL to build a new stadium. Bob Kraft (mmm...KRAFT macaroni & cheese!) has paid umpteen MILLIONS of DOLLARS to control america YELLOW FLAG football. Fox, CBS, (fuck you NBC) ESPN and ABC (disney)...and while were at it, fuck you-bottom denture plate AL MICHAELS! are all being paid to seduce you, the average viewer of what's left of AMERICA and TV SPORTS!

total perfection.

Hurray!
Hip Hiip ...
Hurray!

BREAK TOM BRADY'S LEGS.

It was after all the very same San Diego Chargers team that did it back in the Dolphins '72 season (that is, broke the QB Griese leg/ankle whichever).

Earl Morrall, with two stikes again him, a thirty nine year old drunkard with
a sharp crew cut went on to engineer a ten game consecutive win streak.
Unforgettable.

That, my friend is the difference between a KRAFT FOOD manufactred/processed (which is, by the way, full of x-Dolphins) by product and a real true to life bonafide power to the Mercury Morris team effort "I also work a second job" Miami Dolphin-Don Shula- beat you on defense team.

Patriots just...

PATRONIZE.

They cheat...they win.

Go back to the Baltimore game FIVE flags on their "winning" drive.

What the NFL needs is a new catagory, lets call it POF.
"POINTS OFF FLAGS". Instead, the networks show us POT, (they think we're ALL stoned) "POINTS OFF TURNOVERS."

You can track every game, like the character 'Biff' in "Back to the Future Pt.II" New England has won based on "POINTS OFF FLAGS"
Team record 530 offensive points this year. "OFFENSIVE" you bet. I conclude, through my indepth studies, that no less than 250 points scored on offense (50%) has been as a direct result of a penalty to sustain a scoring drive.

FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you're right to be cynical.

Just like Capitalism, their helmets...red, white & blue!
Bob Kraft, "I'm rich, aren't you!"

The refs, though, like me and each and evryone of you know-
that it's CHAMBERS winning catch fowa S K O,
Final
San Diego 27
New Whore-bobkraftland 23.

Pop goes the champaign... and the weasel (billacheck, sounds like a cash advavce chain store started by superbowl losers) .

I love them ole powderpuff AFL uniforms!

Go SAN DIEGO
SUPER CHARGERS!



Post Edited (01-19-08 05:54)

George Seldes was one of humanity's finest. WITNESS TO A CENTURY was a great book.



Post Edited (01-19-08 09:13)

Jeez, STEVE, you sound rather bitter don't you? Well all I have to say is SQUISH THE '72 FISH! & as my Polish father sez, "I no give damm" to your opinion.

Shula is polish too.

Damn you, you, & you!!!

STEVE, it took you 4 days for a retort? I remember the days when the Pats were the Patsies of the NFL, w/records of 2-14, who were woefully embarrassed by the Bears in their 1st Super Bowl. It's amazing how people hate them for their success now. As Mel Brooks sez, "It's good to be the King!"