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        <description> Of course I would rather read a scholarly TP essay on an artist any day of the week, and the intellectual level of this guy&amp;#039;s site is dismal, but nonetheless I find this page incredibly useful:

MICRO-REVIEWS OF HIP NEW BANDS THAT THE KIDS DIG

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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br /></small><strong></strong><br />Author: ira <br />
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            <description><![CDATA[ I like the &#039;skinny guy next door&#039; description of The New Year&#039;s singer.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Aitch</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 20:04:09 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Sure, it&#039;s funny. But I&#039;m neither an android nor a Sade fan, so it doesn&#039;t provide much worthwhile information. But then, that&#039;s what this site is for.<br />
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            <dc:creator>Delvin</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:46:16 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br /></small><strong></strong><br />No, music reviews don&#039;t have to be serious literary works, but capsule reviews just never have done much for me, from any source.</div></blockquote>
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Any source?  Aw c&#039;mon.  I thought Robert Christgaus&#039;s one-liner assessment of Portishead (&quot;Sade for androids&quot;) was dead-center on the sweet spot and out of the park!  It was accurate <u>and</u> merited.  Didn&#039;t stop me from digging that band one iota.  It still makes me laugh!<br />
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Sometimes brevity is just the thing.  Wish I could master it.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>HollowbodyKay</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 14:42:01 -0600</pubDate>
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            <dc:creator>Nephew Ned</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:20:40 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Well, I for one certainly wouldn&#039;t complain.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Michael Toland</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 23:04:05 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I guess that&#039;s what I was trying to say, Ira ;)]]></description>
            <dc:creator>nosepail</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:16:17 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Well, I for one would love to see the Sparks entry brought up to date.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>breno</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:58:01 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ jeez, do i need to start writing again????]]></description>
            <dc:creator>ira</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 16:56:10 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Ha!  Pretty fun.  That Clod, er,<i>Cold</i>play review is classic.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>MrFab</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:33:23 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I had the same reaction to this one:<br />
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<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br /></small><strong></strong><br />Kathleen Edwards - Tori Amos and John Mellencamp living together in the body of a Canadian woman.</div></blockquote>
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I like Edwards very much, but that is fairly apt. Of course, I like Amos and Mellencamp, also, so I&#039;m probably not the audience for that particular barb anyway.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>breno</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:30:53 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I don&#039;t agree with this particular assessment, but it caused me to laugh until Diet Coke came out my nose:<br />
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<blockquote class="bbcode"><div><small>Quote<br /></small><strong></strong><br />Drive-By Truckers - They still make music like this!? It sounds like Bryan Adams singing for .38-Special!</div></blockquote>]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Jermoe</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:03:26 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Nose, you put plenty of proper caveats on your initial post. &quot;The intellectual level of the guy&#039;s site is dismal.&quot; What more is needed?<br />
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No, music reviews don&#039;t have to be serious literary works, but capsule reviews just never have done much for me, from any source.<br />
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I didn&#039;t check out the main page. I&#039;ll have to do that. Thanks.<br />
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Ask anyone who knows me in real life: I have plenty of Beavis-and-Butthead perspective. I just prefer to leave it out of my writing on this site ... partly because I haven&#039;t spotted many B&amp;B types around here. Well, a couple, but they didn&#039;t stick around for long.<br />
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P.S. I still do my best to stick to the physical music formats, too, so I understand where you&#039;re coming from there, too.<br />
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            <dc:creator>Delvin</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:57:12 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Sorry, Delvin.  I thought I put proper caveats on my reference to Prindle&#039;s site, but apparently not enough for you so I will add some more.  His humor is spectacularly crude, infantile, and irreverent.  His writing style is pure trash.  Even his aesthetic beliefs are generally ridiculous.  But I have actually learned about some great hardcore and punk bands from his site and read him regularly in hopes of finding more new discoveries.  I find this single-page summary of all the current hipster bands a proper antidote to the indie-rock hype machine in some respects.  For example, I find this response to Bloc Party...<br />
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&quot;British dance-rock. Reminiscent of dance-era Gang Of Four. Awful!&quot;<br />
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...a more useful analysis than this one:  <br />
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&quot;His prayer was answered, all to the good, as A Weekend in the City established Bloc Party as one of the most important rock bands to emerge in this decade.&quot; <br />
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As someone who still buys CDs and generally stays away from music downloads and MySpace I bought this CD and think it is pretty &quot;awful&quot;.    I understand Prindle&#039;s aesthetic enough that I find these little capsules handy as a consumer tool.  That&#039;s all.  If you think they are crap, so be it.  So far, they have lead me to buy a couple good CDs (Blitzen Trapper, Gutter Twins, Juana Molina, etc)  and avoid a few other hyped bands I would probably have regretted investing in.<br />
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And the meaning of &quot;shitgaze&quot; should be self-evident.  Anyone who takes the orignal word &quot;shoegaze&#039; seriously, could use some Beavis-and-Butthead-style perspective.<br />
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            <dc:creator>nosepail</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:38:20 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ If you&#039;re not already familiar with Mark Prindle, that&#039;s disappointing, because he&#039;s one of the funniest music writers around. And I don&#039;t know if he hates most of the music he listens to, but he&#039;s done a lot of reviews and interviews if you check out the main page, so he&#039;s put a lot of time into it. Music reviews have to be serious literary compositions?]]></description>
            <dc:creator>entropy</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:19:43 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Has anyone on this board ever heard of a musical subgenre called &quot;shitgaze&quot;? (Until they read it on that guy&#039;s page.)<br />
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Ahhh, he makes a reference to &quot;Blur&#039;s &#039;whoo-hoo&#039; song.&quot; That tells me all I need to know.<br />
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I find this page incredibly useless. But Nose has done us a service by bringing its uselessness to our attention. Thanks,  Nose.<br />
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            <dc:creator>Delvin</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:01:27 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ That is a fun read, although after a while you start to wonder why the guy bothers listening to music since he seems to hate most of it.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>breno</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 11:16:23 -0600</pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Of course I would rather read a scholarly TP essay on an artist any day of the week, and the intellectual level of this guy&#039;s site is dismal, but nonetheless I find this page incredibly useful:<br />
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<a href="http://markprindle.com/hip.htm"  rel="nofollow">MICRO-REVIEWS OF HIP NEW BANDS THAT THE KIDS DIG</a><br />
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            <dc:creator>nosepail</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:26:03 -0600</pubDate>
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