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        <description> Did you ever make up a fantasy band? When I was in 11th grade, I made up a heavy metal band called, get this, Hydra Strain. I even made a list of their albums in a notebook with song titles I can no longer recall. We&amp;#039;d get on stage in black leather (I know, nothing new here) but here&amp;#039;s the twist: We&amp;#039;d all have tails. Thick leather tails. And we would wear alligator and komodo lizard masks. All I can say is you had to be there. You had to be in my lonely, sweaty, sickly bedroom to witness the magic happening.</description>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ during my early 90s corporate music mall store days I, as well as a female co-worker, created a fictional hardcore band called the Geriatric Stiffies who semi-regularly played gigs in New Brunswick, NJ. She&#039;d made a 7&quot; inch cover for her artclass that depicted old man from the waist down with a growing bulge in his slacks aided by an air pump he was squeezing. i don&#039;t recall the name of the song.<br />
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            <dc:creator>Justj0hn</dc:creator>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:32:10 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: The KING of make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Ooh, I wanna see Reverse Cowgirl someday!<br />
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Great job!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>Michael Toland</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 06:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: The KING of make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ i&#039;m ordering advance tickets to Death in Silver.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>ira</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: The KING of make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Good work.  It makes me wanna vote for Eisenhower in November.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>hoip chiggs</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:58:18 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: The KING of make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ As threatened, here are the posters I created for the real posters for fake bands show at the local university.<br />
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[<a href="http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=25955&amp;l=ad9ff&amp;id=829712341"  rel="nofollow">www.facebook.com</a>]<br />
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Theoretically that&#039;s a public link and should work even for non-Facebook members.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>breno</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>The KING of make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.mingeringmike.com/"  rel="nofollow">Mingering Mike</a><br />
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            <dc:creator>MrFab</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ &quot;Has anyone ever pondered why women almost never post to this board?&quot;<br />
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Not really. The reason is as apparent as the nose on one&#039;s face. Or as the tails on hoip chiggs&#039;s &quot;band.&quot;   <br />
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Actually, there&#039;s a whole section in the GBV documentary where Bob Pollard runs down all of the make believe bands he and his brother devised while growing up, complete with artwork and track-listing. <br />
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So Guided By Voices is like a make-believe band on steroids. And redemption for all those make-believe bands that dissipated into thin air...]]></description>
            <dc:creator>erikalbany</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Has anyone ever pondered why women almost never post to this board?<br />
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            <dc:creator>Delvin</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ three notes on this topic: The imaginary band of my high school years (in the late &#039;60s, remember) was Funky Bulldog. There was a fictional TP house band Dave Schulps led (and, I believe, at one point incarnated) called Ace Ligger and the Hors D&#039;Oeuvres. And Dr. Frank&#039;s novel King Dork is filled with fleshed out bands conjured by the imagination of its teenaged protagonist]]></description>
            <dc:creator>ira</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 18:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ I just submitted several posters to a show here in STL dedicated to concert posters for non-existent bands, featuring such combos existing only in my mind as the Eisenhower Death Train, Advanced Idea Mechanics, Savage Breast and Reverse Cowgirl. <br />
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If I figure out how, I&#039;ll post some images.<br />
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            <dc:creator>breno</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 16:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ in my mind all my friends are my bandmates and we have all broken off and have done solo albums and have played on each others work.<br />
at work the same comparison.<br />
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my fictional band is called the ungrateful lving.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>rebelwithoutaclue</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 05:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>Re: make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Dude after watching ESPN&#039;s XXL surfing competition last night, I had wet dreams. Thanks for reminding me.<br />
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To the Hoop hoip!]]></description>
            <dc:creator>STEVE</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 04:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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            <title>make believe bands</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[ Did you ever make up a fantasy band? When I was in 11th grade, I made up a heavy metal band called, get this, Hydra Strain. I even made a list of their albums in a notebook with song titles I can no longer recall. We&#039;d get on stage in black leather (I know, nothing new here) but here&#039;s the twist: We&#039;d all have tails. Thick leather tails. And we would wear alligator and komodo lizard masks. All I can say is you had to be there. You had to be in my lonely, sweaty, sickly bedroom to witness the magic happening.]]></description>
            <dc:creator>hoip chiggs</dc:creator>
            <category>Trouser Press</category>
            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 03:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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