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Author: breno
Date: 08-02-12 12:17
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/jam/katy-perry-john-mayer-spotted-together-l-135322490.html
Sigh. I guess I let her sly, knowing nudge-nudge, wink-winkiness lull me into thinking she was a wee bit brighter than the average pop tartlet. Apparently not.
I mean, I knew she wasn't a rocket scientist, but geez. By this point, it seems like even a balsa-wood airplane scientist ought to know enough to steer clear of his HRH, the Suzerain of Sleaziness/Duke of Douchebaggery/King of Craphounds/Earl of Excrement/Raja of Rat Bastards Mayer.
It's like watching people enthusiastically line up to catch syphilis from a mangy bear.
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Author: M. Johnson
Date: 08-02-12 15:51
As soon as I saw the subject line, I knew this was gonna be about John Mayer.
Not from "le douche," but because of "bags another honey."
Sad, sad, sad.
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Author: Delvin
Date: 08-02-12 16:17
From her cover articles in Rolling Stone, it already was clear that Katy Perry is an attention whore. Still, you'd think she'd have learned a lesson from her marriage to Russell Brand.
But if Mayer gets too close to Ashley Greene, I may have to take out a contract on him.
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Author: hoip chiggs
Date: 08-02-12 23:08
If only I was speedier in catching Katy on the rebound and charming her before Mayer caught up to her. Oh, well. At least I saw her movie, Part of Me. I was the only adult there in a sea of eight teenage girls. Speaking of creepy.....
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Author: erikalbany
Date: 08-03-12 21:34
This board has really taken John Mayer hating to a new level. . . high art, perhaps.
I hate all he represents as much as the next guy (unless that next guy is Brad), but I almost feel pity for him after this latest TP trouncing. (Almost.)
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Author: STEVE
Date: 08-03-12 22:20
sheeeeaAt erik,
so far as i can tell, we been keepin it nice and personal. okay, lets talk about his muse sick.
" Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers
So mothers, be good to your daughters too"
what a sonofabitch.
Post Edited (08-03-12 22:20)
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Author: hoip chiggs
Date: 08-27-12 14:43
Attention WalMart shoppers: Jon Meyer will be circulating among you. Kindly drop your pants and give him what he wants. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Author: zoo
Date: 08-28-12 13:40
I feel like a complete loser for reading that article...especially this bit:
"Mayer got the cut on Friday afternoon at the Sally Hershberger salon in L.A. by Sally herself. Right after he got the new do, Mayer – sporting a red T-shirt – headed off in his Range Rover, and took a moment to check out his new look in his side-view mirror, according to an observer."
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