Author: breno
Date: 04-21-12 08:48
Iggy is 65 years old today.
The good news is he's only nine in dog years.
Good thing he's only the passenger. If he was driving, he'd have the blinker on for 40 miles after he made the turn.
He's only five foot one. He used to be taller before osteoporosis.
He's planning to be a real wild child in his second childhood.
Here comes Johnny Yen again.
With my Meals on Wheels.
And a crossword book.
He's gonna dust the high shelves for me.
Hey man, hand me that Maalox.
I've been hurting since I ate that rich food.
Which I used to love
But now I can't eat
Hey look it's time for Matlock!
Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course I've had it in the ear before.
It's a hearing aid.
I'm deaf without it.
I'm worth a million in prizes
At least if I can get a G-4
On this bingo card
Ah shit! Mildred Lane
just bingoed again!
Post Edited (04-21-12 09:17)
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