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 Hilarious Craigslist ad
Author: Delvin 
Date:   02-16-12 09:59

Anyone need a bass player? See if this guy is the one you've been looking for.



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 Re: Hilarious Craigslist ad
Author: hoip chiggs 
Date:   02-16-12 10:35

No, we don't turn the volume up to 11, we must BE IN BED BY 11 due to previous legal hassles, man!

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 Re: Hilarious Craigslist ad
Author: Delvin 
Date:   02-16-12 10:41

If he'd remained strictly a "pocket player," perhaps he could've avoided those legal hassles.



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 Re: Hilarious Craigslist ad
Author: MrFab 
Date:   02-16-12 12:25

Greatest ad EVER...if it's for real. It's almost too good.

That last line is pretty creepy, tho. I wouldn't allow any children around him.

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 Re: Hilarious Craigslist ad
Author: Delvin 
Date:   02-16-12 13:11

Yeah, I'd guess it's a hoax. A darn funny one, though.

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 Re: Hilarious Craigslist ad
Author: HollowbodyKay 
Date:   02-16-12 15:02

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Yeah, I'd guess it's a hoax. A darn funny one, though.


I'm guessing that there is a (ahem) literary subculture that revolves around and delights in all manner of absurdly amusing (and likely fake) craigslist ads.

Have you seen the one asking for a sculptor to make a replica of the Lionel Richie bust from that old video of his with the blind sculptress?



If memory serves, the ad specifies that they want the sculpture to have no hair so that they can slather it with dip and us it as a centerpiece to serve chips and dip at parties.

Who makes this stuff up? It's genius.

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My other "favorite" is a little more twisted. It involves a guy with a Michael Jackson fetish. It's too depraved to be real. At least, I pray that it's not real.

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I love the Best of Craigslist section. It's a treasure trove. Real or not, the stuff is inspired lunacy.

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